“Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire” Movie Review

"Precious" film poster“Precious” is fortunately not based on a true story, it’s based on a novel. Unfortunately, the novel was written with the mind-state of compiling many awful tales of life in the Bronx and Harlem while working as a literacy teacher. The film centers around a young black woman named Precious (played by Gabourey Sidibe) as she deals with her second pregnancy, which came about from her father raping her. We follow her as she deals with alternative school and a wretched home life. Ah yes, the setting of great drama.

Why you’ll like it:
You’ll be more grateful for what you have, regardless of how little it is.
It’s also gratifying to see someone deal with so much and remain human.

The story is very unique, I can’t recall many films that take the dips and dives as “Precious” courageously takes. After a while one may start to assume that it’s all one big emotional ploy to tinker with you, but that was not my impression. The characters felt too true and real, from the escapism Precious uses to keep herself intact, to the voracious appetite for bitter hatred her mother (Mo’Nique”) has, it’s all incredibly well portrayed and is used to paint a horrid picture but seemingly only for the sake of giving someone a voice who previously had none.

The direction was also exceptional, the camera work and gritty texture of the film brought it completely to life and lent a lot of credibility to the situations and setting. The entire movie had this dinginess covering everything, almost as if the camera itself was affected by the harsh life Precious was living.

Sidibe was nominated for an Oscar, and I must say that it was well deserved. However, I think my ace performance has to go to Mo’Nique, she was horrifying to watch and I can think of few people who gave so much depth and realness to such a wretched person. The best word to sum up her role is simply “wow”, because she was so layered and every awful moment ends up making perfect sense, detestably so. Bravo to her and to Mariah Carey (playing the social worker) who felt a little too real.

Why you won’t like it:
Good Lord how much crap can you heap onto a single soul.

As far as the emotional trip through hell, I guess it was lucky for me that last night I watched a film that brought fewer brutalities to a far more intense and sickening level that this movie didn’t quite match it note for note. That isn’t to say that this is any walk through the park, but it does manage to walk the fine line of being over the top with the hardships without making it flimsy in nature. A great commentary about hard living while maintaining hope, and a well made and deserving film.

3.5 out of 5 stars.

Starring: Gabourey Sidibe, Mo’Nique, Paula Patton, Mariah Carey
Director: Lee Daniels
Genre: Drama
Rating: R
Running Time: 1 hr. 49 min.
Release Date: November 20, 2009

“The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” Movie Review (Män som hatar kvinnor)

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo movie posterI’m not big on the Swedish film scene, but “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” was a pretty great start to what will hopefully amount to an awesome trilogy. Based on the first novel in the “Millenium Trilogy” by Stieg Larsson that was published posthumously, the film revolves around a journalist (Michael Nyqvist) hired by a man haunted with the disappearance of his beloved 16 year old relative who went missing 40 years ago. He’s intelligently narrowed the murder down to one of his family members, but the evidence is slim.

Why you’ll like it:
Well told story, expertly shot with great performances by the two leads.

The other half of the story is about a young female hacker (Noomi Rapace) who was hired to dig up dirt on the journalist and soon gets caught up in the investigation. Both roles are executed quite perfect in pitch, the gothic techy recluse and the ever-curious writer, both driven by a need to solve the mystery and both for completely different reasons. The result is something of a well-paced detective story that seems to side-track itself, but is expertly directed into highly developed characters instead.

What really drives home every scene is how personal it feels, it’s quite close and intimate and you feel every wrong as if it were your grievance. Unfortunately, this means that the few brutal scenes are quite affecting and stick with you longer and deeper than you may wish. One of the few other movies that accomplished this depth of brutality for me was “Snow Angels” (but not “Things We Lost in the Fire”, nothing comes close to that amazing roll through hell), but what set this apart from “Snow Angels” was that every act of violence served a purpose and is used to a specific end, not just for the sake of making you feel like garbage. Nothing pisses me off quite as much as a film aimed only at dragging you down into the gutter without any recognizable reason or consequence, so the use of every disturbing scene to me is justified and brilliant in the development of a 3-Dimensional character.

Why you won’t like it:
If you don’t like to see the brutal side of life, stay far far away.

I guess if something didn’t work for me it would be the pacing and length, it does tend to take its time but it’s very difficult to fault it for 152 minutes, because the place it takes you is quite worthwhile and no moment really feels unnecessary. It’s a well told story that feeds you the information when you need it. This is what scares me about making this into an American film, I highly doubt it’ll be allowed to breathe and get to all the same emotional developments that were achieved from this Swedish work of art. However, if David Fincher does end up directing it then perhaps not all hope is lost, anyone with “Se7en” and “Fight Club” on their resume gets the benefit of the doubt when it comes to professionally narrating a highly sculpted story.

All in all, “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” was a fantastic experience. I will not soon be forgetting it and hope it finds some great indie film houses to play in. I have no doubt it will be well received and talked about. With any luck we will be seeing the second and third films come out soon enough.

4 out of 5 stars.

Starring: Noomi Rapace, Michael Nyqvist
Director: Niels Arden Oplev
Rating: NR
Running Time: 2 hr. 32 min.
Release Date: March 19, 2010
Language: Swedish

“The Wolfman” Movie Review

The Wolfman movie posterThe Wolfman lives in us all, and is dying to get out, unfortunately it lived stronger inside Mark Romanek than Joe Johnston. The former was slated to direct and went through a hell of a lot of pre-production until he left the project and the latter picked it up. I think the greatest tragedy is that they had all-time makeup genius Rick Baker, known for his still eye-popping effects from American Werewolf in London, but didn’t use him. Instead they opted for a CGI werewolf transformation, which was decent but nowhere nearly as cool as what Rick Baker probably could have accomplished with today’s tools.

Why you’ll like it:
Some decent gore, good performances and grand and beautiful set design and wardrobe.

The setup is simple, Benicio plays Lawrence Talbot who left home long ago and became a theatric performer, but his brother has died and so he returns home to deal with his father, played by Anthony Hopkins, and to find the killer at large. This naturally leads him to crossing paths and being bitten by a werewolf, and to top it off he seems to be connecting with his deceased brother’s fiance-in-mourning (Emily Blunt). Oh, the humanity! I actually really loved the interaction between Benicio and Blunt, it flowed really well and made quite a bit of sense in another time and life perhaps.

I liked the pseudo-love story so much that I wished we’d seen more of that and less of the story surrounding around Lawrence and his father. Even though Hopkins is aces as always, it just seemed a little stale after a few scenes and really lacked emotional pull. I would be really hard pressed to blame greats such as Benicio and Hopkins, so I’ll point the finger at the script. However, one of my other “issues” was Benicio played his character so sullen and melancholy that he lacked charisma altogether. While I can appreciate that perhaps that’s who his character seemed to be, it’s hard to take that from your lead for an entire film, but it did contrast brightly against the moments where the wolf came out.

Why you won’t like it:
Bad CGI usage, lack of execution in key sequences and generally poor storytelling.

I think my absolute favorite part of the film was actually the set design and style of the movie itself. I think you could only describe it as gorgeous, the attention to detail quite perfect in execution. Gothic and dark, from the buildings and sets to the clothing and decor, it fit to perfection and never out of place. Speaking of highlights, Hugo Weaving once again turned in a peak performance and was a delight to watch as he played the detective working the case of the slain brother. I also deeply appreciated that the film takes its time and spreads across a number of months instead of feeling rushed, which makes sense considering that full moons don’t come every other evening, but appreciated none the less.

I was really excited at the prospect of this film being made. I’ll shamefully admit I haven’t seen the original yet, but the idea of a period piece horror of this magnitude set my expectations high, especially when involving pros like Del Toro and Sir Anthony Hopkins. I won’t say that I disliked the film, because that’s not true, it was entertaining and had some fun moments, but I’m left with wondering what could have been had Romanek stayed on to finish what he started. The biggest sham of all being the end fight sequence between the two werewolves, it’s all in CGI and it’s all completely and utterly awful which leaves us with an overall: good, but not even close to great.

3 stars out of 5.

Starring: Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Emily Blunt, Hugo Weaving
Director: Joe Johnston
Rating: R
Running Time: 1 hr. 42 min.
Release Date: February 12, 2010

Alice in Wonderland Movie Review

Alice in Wonderland movie posterAlice in Wonderland is the reason you’re no longer able to see Avatar in 3D at your local IMAX, and it’s totally a bad switch. Johnny Depp is undoubtedly Tim Burton’s muse, starting with Edward Scissorhands, and going through a litany of projects together including Ed Wood, Sleepy Hollow, Corpse Bride, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Sweeney Todd and probably something else I didn’t glean off of IMDB.

Why you’ll like it:
Fun, creative and silly. Visually stimulating with some pretty fun actors playing make-believe.

This isn’t classic Alice in Wonderland, this tale picks up many years after the first visitation (which you can kind of pick whether it was the classic Disney cartoon or one of the many live action iterations). Alice has forgotten that she ever went to “Underland” (as it’s referred to there) and only thinks herself slightly mad. Escaping a party that seems rigged for the moment her suitor has staged for his rather underwhelming proposal, she chases the white rabbit down the hole. We are quickly introduced into a world where the Queen of Hearts (Helena Bonham Carter) has taken over the land, spreading her tyranny far and wide. The White Queen, played wonderfully by Anne Hathaway is holed up in her castle, awaiting the foretold prophecy of victory to be fulfilled by “THE” Alice.

This sets the stage for Depp’s Mad Hatter to spend his ridiculous oddities on his belief that this Alice, is THE Alice. Depp is good, thankfully I haven’t seen his Willie Wonka impression so I don’t know how close (if at all) they resemble each other, but he plays it well even if the character does seem a tad forced into the story. In fact, everyone plays their part very well. My biggest fear was that the visual effect of the big headed Queen of Hearts would look too CGI-ish and ruin it, but even that came off well. Probably my favorite character would still have to be the Cheshire Cat though, unless the Queen’s Card soldiers count, because I apparently loved them so much they showed up in a dream, we were playing basketball, but that’s kind of off topic (though seems to appropriately fit in my Mad Hatterish mind).

Why you won’t like it:
At times a little too silly. There’s some lulls, this is largely forgettable.

The world was beautifully created, if seemingly untouchable. Probably my greatest offense was actually the 3D technology, this wasn’t filmed in true 3D. Maybe I’m a visual-phile, but it was terribly noticeable, it fit the IMAX screen perfectly yet was awful to watch it get choppy when lots of action started popping. This isn’t Avatar, it shouldn’t be seen in 3D. The only other offense I feel obligated to spoil here (that’s the spoiler warning, it’ll continue to the end of this paragraph, so read on or jump to the next paragraph) is the end where the Hatter suddenly kicks on some funk/hip-hop and starts dancing some kind of weird krump/C-walk hybrid mixed in with silly animations. It’s awful, it’s out of place in context of the world and it isn’t even greatly executed. It was so bad it really dampened the entire movie for me. I hated it. There, I’ve said it.

In the end, it wasn’t a grand epic re-telling of a cherished movie. It seemed more like Burton trying to be “Burton-y” by making something that was wild and colorful into a slightly Gothic version of itself. There was still some small amount of magic, the performances were well enough, but maybe I should stop expecting Burton to be brilliant anymore, he seems to have checked his creative juices at the door these days, choosing instead to promote upcoming talent like Shane Ackerman (“9”). Good? Yes. The better way to describe it is probably “good enough”.

3 stars out of 5.

Starring: Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway
Director: Tim Burton
Rating: PG
Running Time: 1 hr. 48 min.
Release Date: March 5, 2010

James Cameron’s “Avatar” Movie Review

James Cameron's Avatar movie posterAvatar is a technological and cinematic feat, but it isn’t the epic movie of the year that it’s being made out to be. I followed this film for the entire year of 2009, I know there’s people who followed it far longer than that, but my interest was such that I drove 3 hours to see the 15 minute sneak peak on “Avatar Day” several months before the premiere. I then defended it to the sprouting naysayers who clowned its look, telling them that the experience is something else in the theater with 3D. I was there for the midnight premiere at my local IMAX in 3D. I’ve since seen it in 2D and in a normal theater with 3D. So, my thoughts after seeing it 3 times in all 3 possible settings? Here we go.

Why you’ll like it:
Brilliant special effects, Zoe Saldana’s performance and for science nerds Cameron is quite accurate in his alien ecological speculation.

For the uninitiated “Avatar” takes place in the year 2154 when we’ve discovered Pandora, a planet in the Alpha Centauri star system that has the mineral to serve all of our energy needs back here on Earth. Scientists studying the planet cloned the native humanoids (“Na’avi”) and tweaked their DNA so that humans can kind of “log in” via a mental modem thereby able to deal with the Na’avi as one of them. Our main character is a paraplegic ex-Marine filling in for his recently deceased genius twin-brother. His goal is to negotiate with the Na’avi and get them to vacate their turf as it sits on this miracle mineral, but along the way our Marine’s desires begin to shift.

There is absolutely no denying that something spectacular was created, a vision from a true visionary director. I’ve never had such an amazing experience in 3D, totally immersed into the environment which is beautifully crafted and meticulously detailed. I bought in just enough to the detail of the Na’avi to believe their emotion and for myself to emotionally invest. Probably my favorite visual was the planet itself, the forest and plants were absolute perfection and will undoubtedly stand the test of time. I do have to admit that I think that the Na’avi will probably eventually look outdated, extreme close-ups worked really well but wide shots and general interaction sometimes still didn’t feel true. Nit-picking aside, this is certainly a visual buffet that has earned its reputation as a sight to behold.

Eye-candy aside, there is so much lacking in other areas that I was very disappointed that so much creative work went into something that produced such a rehashed story, flat characters and wooden dialogue. The storyline itself is nothing new and has been seen in “Dances With Wolves”, “Last Samurai” and several other stories about an outsider finding himself in an entirely new culture and soon adopting it as his own. What bothers me so much about Cameron’s version is that he borrows so heavily from native Americans that it feels like “Dances With Wolves v2.0”, I certainly don’t mind the concept being redone but I expect a more unique culture to be invented rather than native Americans with sensitive hair. Not only that, but the characters are largely one-dimensional and simple, the seemingly lone exception being Neytiri, that should’ve got Zoe Saldana an easy Oscar nomination and probably the statue itself. She was hands down dazzling to watch and exceptional in her performance. The dialogue would have gone a long distance with a simple rewrite if Cameron could allow someone to touch his script.

Graphics were amazing, but Cameron delivered not only a completely fabricated world but he brought an unexperienced level of depth with it by using 3D technology in a way that hadn’t been used and basically turned it into art in itself. Do not be surprised by newer films coming out that don’t have as good of a 3D experience, James Cameron put a lot of time into this experience and fine-tuning the technology, but other films are likely only to add it as an after-thought as a way to take advantage of the extra revenue (see: Alice in Wonderland).

Why you won’t like it:
The story is largely unoriginal, the characters are shallow and the dialogue is stiff.

Of all three versions the best cinematic bang for my buck was in IMAX 3D, that’s the way it was filmed and it clearly shows. There’s a lot lost in the 2D version, and the 16×9 3D version is still great but lacking the extra footage shot since it’s cropped off to fit the screen. The film itself is an adventure worthy of seeing, because it is a sight that will likely only be outdone by the sequel. The story isn’t fresh, but it is still executed by a landmark director in an easy flow narrative. See it mostly for the visuals, and for Zoe Saldana’s performance, it’s well worth your time, and my 3 sit-throughs.

4 out of 5 stars.

Starring: Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver
Director: James Cameron
Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 2 hr. 40 min.
Release Date: December 16, 2009

“Green Zone” Movie Review

Green Zone posterReview by Wes Hemings

“Green Zone” is not Jason Bourne goes to Iraq, it’s a movie aiming at making sense of historic moments in Iraq: specifically the lack of finding WMDs upon successfully invading Iraq in the 2003 invasion. The movie starts with Chief Miller (played by Matt Damon) securing the location of a possible WMD site, but as it turns out the intelligence is bad, and it’s the third time the intel has put him and his men at risk for something that wasn’t there. His questioning of the intel gets him reprimanded, but ultimately finds him a CIA friend, thus beginning the fall down the rabbit hole.

Coming 7 years after the fact, it will come as no surprise to anyone who paid an ounce of attention that there are two inescapable facts about our war on Iraq, 1) we went there on the basis that we had evidence Saddam had Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMDs), and 2) there were none found. What really works in this film for me is the use of historical accuracies, such as disbanding the Republican Army and tortuing for information, and intertwining it with a plausible story to fill in the gaps that weren’t televised (i.e. why the information was bad). While I know the details are fabricated to serve a dramatic storyline, the idea and principle of false propaganda being used to initiate a war is hardly a new concept here locally. All the same, I appreciate the attempt at generating interest in our government’s ill-conceived war mongering.

Why you’ll like it:
Decent action propped up by relevant drama and political commentary.

Ironically, the thing that I liked is also going to be the failing of this film, and by that I mean the information being dramatically delivered comes as neither shocking or even freshly conceived. It basically amounts to a re-hashed CNN news piece, live from Baghdad. If you’re wanting information about what went wrong in Iraq, I’d recommend the excellent documentary “No End In Sight”, or if you’re more interested on the “evidence” of why we went there in the first place then you should see “Why We Fight”, but that’s only if you’re strictly interested in facts.

Why you won’t like it:
More political commentary on Iraq and WMDs, but with bullets.

If you’re familiar with Greengrass’ other films, particularly “Bourne Ultimatum” and “Bourne Supremacy”, then you’re all too familiar with his shakey-cam tactics when filming fight sequences, that’s important to know because he doesn’t exclude those techniques from “Green Zone”. I will say that it’s greatly calmed down for this though, I literally got a headache and had to turn my head while watching “Bourne Ultimatum” in theaters, so I was grateful that the blurry quick-cuts were toned down and made much easier to follow, the last sequence of 15 or 20  minutes was a complex, yet not too difficult to follow chase sequence that was pretty gratifying.

Probably the biggest surprise for me was the action itself. The filming technique was a bit of a “Cloverfield” meets “Black Hawk Down”, the lighting was largely dim but the explosions were fairly grand, so the level of realism is easily achieved. I think ultimately the lack of original material will be what hurts this flm, though it creatively fills in a backstory for the “why” and the “how”, it’s regurgitating a war that America is easily tired of seeing and hearing about, no one wants to pay money to hear more political commentary about it. I like it, but not enough to say that you’re going to get anything new out of it.

3 stars out of 5.

Starring: Matt Damon, Greg Kinnear, Brendan Gleeson
Director: Paul Greengrass
Rating: R
Running Time: 1 hr. 55 min.
Release Date: March 12, 2010

Danny Boyle’s “Sunshine” Movie Review

Sunshine posterWes Hemings Review

Danny Boyle’s “Sunshine” was inspired by writer Alex Garland’s reading of an article about the heat death of the universe. Garland had an established relationship with Boyle from writing two of the director’s previous films “The Beach” and “28 Days Later”. Taking place in the year 2057, our nearest star is dying out and mankind has launched the Icarus II, the ship carrying the second attempt to carry a bomb the size of Manhattan to the Sun in order to reignite it. The first attempt failed for reasons unknown and due to the lack of resources to create another bomb, there will not be a third chance.

I like Sci-Fi movies, a lot. I was a big fan of Duncan Jones’ “Moon”, and remember “Alien” and more specifically “Aliens” being redefining moments of what I considered state of the art filmmaking when I was very young and anything that approaches the level of Ridley Scott or James Cameron can only be called a worthy accomplishment. Where the enemy in “Alien” was a physical entity (duh, an alien), the villain here is one of the most basic needs for the survival of all life on Earth: the Sun. The Sun really becomes another character in the movie, and Boyle does a fantastic job of creating an atmosphere that delivers nothing but awe and respect by using spectacular visual effects of the Sun in all its might set against our “little engine that could”, the Icarus II.

Why you’ll like it:
A dark Sci-Fi tale set in space. Reminiscent of “Solaris” or “2001”.
Great visuals accompanied by a fantastic score and pitch perfect acting.

The visual effects are made far more effective by the use of a score that builds a sense of grand urgency and the atmosphere is such that you feel swallowed whole by the mission at hand. The tone of seriousness is carried by the actors thoroughly, and they all tote the ideology that their life is wholly expendable by comparison of the task they’ve set out to accomplish.

Each character plays a very specific role in the mission, Cillian Murphy is the thought-filled physicist Robert Capa, who bares the weight as the only person who understands how the bomb works. Chris Evans is Mace, the ship’s engineer and perhaps the most intense crew member, he never hesitates to coldly calculate reality and beats the drum constantly to remind his shipmates the highest priorities. Maybe the most fun is had by the crew’s doctor and psychologist Searle, played by Cliff Curtis. He comes across as if he’s never left the Earth, perhaps the only crerw member with a sense of freedom and even comes across as a tad unstable, but it’s probably the smiley friendliness he’s retained set against everyone else’s sober demeanor. The rest of the crew is fleshed out by a biologist (“Memoirs of a Geish”‘s Michelle Yeoh), the pilot (Rose Byrne), a communications officer, navigator and the ship’s captain.

Why you won’t like it:
There is no humor here, the tone of this movie never lets up and is a slow steady crescendo of the highest gravity.

The vision for the crew itself was smartly designed around the thought that in 50 years the leading space programs would be Asian and American, so you have a very culturally diverse crew to represent that this is about humankind and the global effort reflects as much.

Try as I might, I can’t really fault the film for anything. I personally can appreciate a movie with a serious tone, so the lack of comedic mood lightener does not bother me in the slightest. I was already a big fan of Danny Boyle from his work on “28 Days Later” where he reinvented the zombie genre, but to me this will probably always be his biggest triumph. I wish it would’ve performed far better than it did in the theaters to justify more larger budget Science Fiction movies (this one cost in the neighborhood of $40 million). From the acting, music, gorgeous style and set-design, this film hits on all cylinders. The only problem with this film is you didn’t see it in all its artistic glory on the big screen, believe me when I say it was stunning.

5 out of 5 stars.

Starring: Cillian Murphy, Cliff Curtis, Rose Byrne, Michelle Yeoh, Chris Evans
Director: Danny Boyle
Rating: R
Running Time: 1 hr. 47 min.
Release Date: July 20, 2007
Genre: Science Fiction

Hot Tub Time Machine Movie Review

Hot Tube Time Machine posterI’ve never wanted to get naked and jump in a Hot Tub Time Machine with 4 other naked guys before, but hey, things change. I had an opportunity to see an advance screening of this comedic farce with a group of people who clearly were the target audience. Namely, people who know the 80s and like it. Since the trailer I’ve known this would be a great careless ride with John Cusack and some of my favorite up and coming actors: Craig Robinson (Daryl from “The Office”) and Clark Duke.

The setup is fairly simple: a few guys a little past their prime wind up back in the 80s during one of their most influential weekends at a Colorado Resort. With this power, comes great responsibility.

Why you’ll like it:
Ridiculous, non-sensical over the top humor loaded with 80s references

There’s a lot that make this film work, the actors involved are pretty sharp and according to Steve Pink (the director) there was a lot of improv. But mostly, there’s gobs of 80s throwback references, so many in fact that I’m sure I probably missed half of them, but the most obvious one has to be Crispin Glover (a nod to  George McFly) from “Back to the Future” fame, and anyone who ruins this storyline deserves the firing squad. I also loved the way it handled the most basic time travel question of “What would you do?” with raunch humor and giving the middle finger to traditional time theory movies, it made me feel like the decisions I would pick were being picked for me.

Probably my only real rub of the entire movie is Rob Corddry. While he wasn’t altogether awful, he had several lines that had me in stitches, but for the most part he came on way too strong and forceful in his approach. I don’t need humor yelled at me, and no one depicts the perfect balance of subtle humor better than Craig Robinson. Even though his part seems a tad more minimal, he kills it and delivers plenty of underhanded zingers.

Why you won’t like it:
Somewhat low-brow comedy (minus fart jokes). You’ll need a sense of humor and appreciation for high-top fades and loud colors.

The cast is half of what really makes this thing tick, Chevy Chase playing the mysterious handyman and Clark Duke holding his own against more veteran actors. The other half is without a doubt all the laced in references, ranging from Sixteen Candles to Karate Kid, some subtle and some not so subtle, it’s all excellent. Doesn’t necessarily need to be seen in theaters, it’s most important to see this with friends who get the material, because if you do then you’ll travel right back with them.

3.5 Stars (out of 5)

Starring: John Cusack, Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke, Crispin Glover, Chevy Chase
Director: Steve Pink
Rating: R
Running Time: 1 hr. 40 min.
Release Date: March 26, 2010

Reviewed by: Wes Hemings

Language Room: Things We Wish For Album Review

Language Room: Things We Wish For album art…this world is more than who we are as individuals. We are all in this room together and no matter what we believe in or love there is always going to be someone that does not feel the same way. We should not be so quick to anger that we miss what there is to gain from one another.

Can pop music have meaning, depth, substance? There are no small numbers of musicians who would answer yes. Among them is the Austin-based band Language Room. They conceived, composed and recorded their debut album “Things We Wish For” to explore meaning and emotion in the constant struggle to realize the newness of daily experience. The words above are part of the mission statement of the band printed on their website. When was the last time a band thought up and published a mission statement?

Despite what it may seem like, Language Room is not some kind of feel-good-world-beat-fusion group. Their debut album, which they self-categorize as alternative/indie is a mix of mellow musical textures built around lead-singer Todd Sapio’s airy tenor. In an often used but still appropriate label, this CD is good ‘chill music’, but far from being background music.

Most of the songs are mid to slow in tempo and the variety of music-scapes which back up the vocals are far more harmonious than jarring. In a refreshing turn away from much mainstream alternative, the vocals are the main focus: the lyrics are well thought out and clearly made to be understood, to tell a story or express personal experience. This does not exactly lend itself to dancing about wildly or to especially hooky, catchy and memorable choruses, but that does not seem to be the point. Unlike the lyrics-formerly-known-as-emo, although there is no shortage of frustration, exasperation and dismissal of authority, the words are not the garden variety which is so common. There are small twists which bring the songs to life and give them specific character whether it is introspective or commentary.

Musically, the instrumental subtleties of each song show that serious amounts of work were put into each and every track. The main foil of the album is the guitar, which alternates between acoustic and electric. Much of the guitar work is based on crystal clean minimalist patterns a la A Perfect Circle through which the vocal melody weaves. Best demonstrated by the track “Playing God”. On the acoustic side, “Taking Life All Wrong” is an example of the conflation of storytelling lyrics, subtle drums, bells and cello over bass and strum acoustic guitar.

Taken as a whole, what stands out about “Things We Wish For” is the attention to detail and craftsmanship. On the first listening, the melodies of each song are enticing. On the second time through it’s the lyrical sculpting that leaves an impression. The third time, the tasteful uses of the studio – doubled vocals, female voice, organ, bells and Dobro – spring to life. Language Room’s offering is a very serious effort by a conscious band to bring substance – both musical and lyrical – into pop music. It is worthy of equally serious consideration by those who like a helping of density in their ears.

3.5 stars (out of 5)

by Justin Patch

Track Listing:

1. Kitchen Table
2. Playing God
3. Playing God
4. Rules
5. Dear
6. It’s All Just…
7. This Tall
8. Pills For A Lie
9. Taking Life All Wrong
10. She Walks
11. The Way We Are
12. Lullabies
13. Elephant Song

50 Cent: Get Rich or Die Tryin’ Review

Perhaps one of the most anticipated rappers we’ve seen in years has stepped to the plate. He has been run through the hype machine, magazines, mixtapes, TRL, BET, ER and of course, studios. 50 Cent, born Curtis Jackson, has risen from the streets of Jamaica, Queens, and has bullet scars to prove it. While hustling the streets he ran across the now late Jam Master Jay who listened to 50’s dilemma about getting out of the street and Jay decided to give him a beat to let 50 write to, a week later 50 came back with a song (though grotesquely formatted) and Jay saw a spark of potential and decided to bring 50 onto his own label.

The two produced a few songs together, one of which (“How To Rob”) caused very many heads to turn as 50 Cent dissed almost everyone in the hip hop industry, and he managed to do it in a matter of three verses. After that Curtis drew in some long time friends from the street and formed his own posse G Unit, who quickly began dominating mixtapes in NYC. Mixtape rotation was high enough to reach the ears of megastar Marshall Mathers, who decided to have a sit down with Dre, 50 and 50’s manager Sha Money, soon after a deal was born leaving us with so much hype it begs to wonder if the hype can ever be succeeded by 50 Cent’s sophomore CD in the game, dropped through Shady/Aftermath Records, “Get Rich or Die Tryin'”.

Right from the get-go, that southern drawl kicks in and 50’s rhythmic voice is known through a rather simple song, “What Up Gangsta”. Simple lyrics never complex but yet it’s a nice beat and melodic hook. One of 50’s bosses, Eminem, appears on track two “Patiently Waiting”, the beat is slow, the hook once again is memorable and the obvious intent on the CD is aimed at only expressing whatever happens to come across the minds of the writers. Eminem kicks some ridiculous flow in verse 2 and 50 sums up the song with the first line of verse three, “you shouldn’t throw stones if you live in a glass house / and if you got a glass jaw you should watch your mouth”. “In da Club” is the first release as you may have already heard, it’s a certified jam from the beat and catchy hook.

Now after surviving being shot multiple times as well as being stabbed, it’s clear 50 is not liked by everyone and this is acknowledged on “Many Men (Wish Death)”. Curtis kicks some serious street lyrics here, the beat is hot, a definite hood banger, just like “High All the Time”. The latter drops a steady beat and an undeniable chorus with plenty of chants to keep you rewinding, the song stays dark and deadly, and some nice flow is inevitable, “if you love me, tell me you love me, don’t stare at me man / I[‘d] hate to be in the pen for clappin one of my fans”. “Heat” is pure street, 50 spews over a fire-laced beat. He spits about cocking guns and letting the lead fly, most of the time he does it in a semi-clever way, mostly made possible by his voice and style.

“If I Can’t” drops a stop’n’go beat, kind of like Mary’s “No Mo’ Drama” but on a much slower tempo, which makes sense since it was produced by Dr. Dre. Premise of the song is that if 50 can’t do it, then it can’t be done, very melodic and will be fresh every time it’s played. “Blood Hound” G Unit’s own Young Buck guest stars on “Blood Hound”, but he displays nothing of any note. The production is game-tight, the flow is predictable but we aren’t really listening to this to hear philosophy though, are we? Either way, it’s nice, but not as nice as “Back Down”, where $.50 takes it back to his basics and decides to call out a few people, but mainly Jeffrey Atkins, aka Ja Rule, in fact the whole ending of the song is dedicated to sparking jokes at Ja.

“P.I.M.P.” explores the pimp game, where 50 plays the part of extorting women for money, nice beat but tired flow. “Like My Style” picks the tempo up a little bit which mixes real nice with 50’s lazy speech. The chorus is forgettable, and the track says that Tony Yayo features, but it’s real minimal. “Poor Lil Rich” adds on another track to cushion the CD as a whole, it gives what is expected, good music and that ghetto vibe. Perhaps one of my favorite tracks is “21 Questions”, which brings in the master of thug-R&B (if there is such a thing), Nate Dogg himself. 50 is asking questions to his girl over a very smooth R&B beat, a smooth song doomed to make you want to hear it again with lines like: “we’re only humans girl we make mistakes / to make it up I do whatever it take / I love you like a fat kid loves cake / you know my style I say anything to make you smile”.

“Don’t Push Me” is very notable, the beat is hard, the lyrics match it. The lyricists are on the edge, and perhaps the best verse comes from G Unit’s Lloyd Banks outshining even Eminem who starts kind of weak but ends his verse on fire. “Gotta Make it to Heaven” is 50 speaking about his street life, from being in Intensive Care to killing haters (which he’s claimed to have done twice). The official CD stops here, the bonus tracks include “Wanksta”, “U Not Like Me” (which he spits “I don’t smile alot, cuz ain’t nothin pretty / got a purple heart for war and I ain’t ever left the city”) and “Life’s on the Line”, the latter two definitely contribute nicely.

What should you expect when you pick this up? Well, since it’s executive produced by Dr. Dre and Eminem, expect a lot of tight production, and since it is 50 Cent also expect a lot of violence and death and the general misuse of women. Expect a few witty lyrics, and sticky hooks. Don’t pick up the CD if you’re expecting something ground-breaking here, it is definitely not. What it definitely is, is a great style flowing over some hot beats and chanting some good choruses and spilling some street-life lyrics, reminiscent of so many other street-prophets. There are a few must-listens, such as Lloyd Banks’ flow on “Don’t Push Me”, and you should probably hear the bonus cut “Life’s on the Line” where 50 actually opens his mouth all the way to rhyme, as well as “21 Questions” & “Many Men (Wish Death). Overall, a quality product to feed the streets all over America a national hood-banger. 4 out of 5 stars.

Track Listing:
01. Intro
02. What Up Gangsta
03. Patiently Waiting (feat. Eminem)
04. Many Men (Wish Death)
05. In Da Club
06. High All the Time
07. Heat
08. If I Can’t
09. Blood Hound (feat. Young Buck of G Unit)
10. Back Down
11. P.I.M.P.
12. Like My Style (feat. Tony Yayo of G Unit)
13. Poor Lil Rich
14. 21 Questions (feat. Nate Dogg)
15. Don’t Push Me (feat. Lloyd Banks of G Unit & Eminem)
16. Gotta Make It to Heaven

4 out of 5